M U T A N T
Heads up, geeks. The attack of the Mutant Corn has begun. A Mutant Corn UFO crash landed recently in Giant Food, Roadside Market advertising "fresh local produce" in Charlottesville, Virginia. Transgenic contamination of maize. Let's give it up for bio-engineering. Yeah! Hey you bio-engineers EAT THIS! U-M-M-M, a rat's ass spliced with corn. Or dry and HANG IT on your cocker knocker for Indian Summer...it's some bad-ass JUJU kids. Here you see a weapon of mass destruction. Agriculture. Sure. The culture has been destroyed. Agribusiness. Now we are talking shit. Grow it faster, bigger, fatter, whiter. Sure.
Mutant Corn UFO flying in bow shock near a young star in the Orion Nebula courtesy of HUBBLESITE.org. Pre-Colombian fertility fetish commonly found on the pre-Colombian hearth and sometimes used in crop fertility rituals, sacrificial judging by its size. Graphics © STUDIO VALENTINE.com.
