Heads up, geeks. The attack of the Mutant Corn has begun. A Mutant Corn UFO crash landed recently in Giant Food, Roadside Market advertising "fresh local produce" in Charlottesville, Virginia. Transgenic contamination of maize. Let's give it up for bio-engineering. Yeah! Hey you bio-engineers EAT THIS! U-M-M-M, a rat's butt spliced with corn. Or dry and HANG IT on your cocker knocker for Indian Summer...it's some kick-mass JUJU kids. Here you see a weapon of mass destruction. Agriculture. Sure. The culture has been destroyed. Agribusiness. Now we are talking shit. Grow it faster, bigger, fatter, whiter. Sure.
Big Al thinks a DARWIN AWARD is in order.
Mutant Corn UFO flying in bow shock near a young star in the Orion Nebula courtesy of HUBBLESITE.org. Pre-Colombian fertility fetish commonly found on the pre-Colombian hearth and sometimes used in crop fertility rituals, sacrificial judging by its size. Graphics © STUDIO VALENTINE.com.
