MANDELBROT
You losers who take your calculators to math class are really going to kick yourselves in the mass, 'cause GUESS WHAT? You're never gonna be able to do fractal math. Yeah, and if you think Euclidean geometry was rough don't even think about twisting your pea brains into the infinite realm of Fractual Equations. Don't let it bring you down 'cause you can still have lotsa fun without knowing anything about complex numbers, algorithms, or in your cases, simple numbers. ZOOM, ZOOM kids!
WHOOPS. Almost forgot. Sterling Professor of Mathematical Sciences at Yale University and Original Freak Benoit B. Mandelbrot, who is known as the "father of fractals," blew scientists and mathematicians away when he invented the Mandelbrot set. Big Al would sure like to meet the babe he made (these with), anytime, anywhere. Mandelbrot is an original member of the REVOLUTION OF MASS, turning chaos into order and providing morons like you with a look into the mysterious, enigmatic parallel universe of fractals. Course, now, everybody's DUBBIN' da 'Brot. JA man.


