
ATTENTION: BELOW IS YOUR NAVIGATION PANEL. GET READY TO BLAST OFF!
NEVER FORGET, IT'S A LONG, STRANGE TRIP NO MATTER HOW YOU CUT IT.









WARNING! APPROACHING NEW MEXICO FROM THE EAST, YOU ARE ENTERING AN AREA OF EXTREMELY HEAVY MILITARY AIRSPACE USE! KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE COCKPIT, TALK TO CONTROLLING AGENCIES AND STAY ALERT! THIS CHART INTENDED FOR VFR USE ONLY!
FOR YA'LL WHO DON'T WANT TO DICK AROUND LOOKIN' FOR STUFF:
ADMIN PANEL (KINDA BORING BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE AWESOME; 97K - 268K).












Quote and Background are from a 1997-1998 Aeronautical Chart of New Mexico, published by the New Mexico State Highway and Transportation Department, Aviation Division, bearing a flying saucer glyph above the Corn Ranch north of Roswell and identified as "UFO Crash Site" on the legend at the bottom of the map. The signature on the chart is that of Hub Corn, owner of the crash site. 1997 was the fifty-year anniversary of the UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico.
FOR YA'LL WHO CAN READ AND HAVE OLD BROWSERS A.M.M.O. TEXT BELOW!
TRANSMISSIONS FROM RECRUITS AND A.M.M.O. VOCABULARY (IT'S RAW):
ART SPACE ART SPACE ART SPACE ART:
YA'LL LOVE ONE ANOTHER:
DISCLAIMER: Don't take it personally GEEKS.
Remember, Big Al is the biggest GEEK in the universe and
Marilyn Monroe said I "was the sexiest man she had ever met."





C'VILLE BOOKSTORE/ART GALLERY/LISTENING ROOM/CYBER (iMacs for hire!) CAFE - AND A COUPLA LIZARDS (itsa lounge ain't it?):

Wish we were RICH...ALIENWARE kicks mass!

CYBORGS, THIS ONE'S REALLY FUN!

Meet ALICE...winner of the 2004 Loebner (virtual human) Gold Medal and cash prize of $100,000.

And for y'all math geeks:

Thanx ChayoteMu for directing us to Jinx.
COVER YO' ASSES (Big Val likes the "Girlie Stuff"):




Swim along in space and time with DELTA (BAD-ASS, ENIGMATIC and SO worth the download time):















Big Val loves these boards from Alien Workshop (she boards wearing nothin' but a bikini):


She's one brainy babe y'all:








