THE REVENGE OF THE RATS!
It's pay-back time y'all. The rats are back with a vengence. They are PISSED. We humans, loosely termed, have tortured and murdered millions of their kind in kinky labs from D.C. to Geneva. No more fretting about contact with infected rat piss, shit, spit or other bodily excretions (for those of you who drink their blood and or suck 'em). The bio-engineers have done their jobs well and given you everything you ever dreamed about. Kids, think your worst nightmare, think global, think diverse group of ribonucleic acid (RNA) viruses. EAT THIS and you will be cured of all your paranoid fantasies. No more X-Files, no more Twelve Monkies, No more Outbreak. IT has landed.
UPDATE: August 20, 2003 - Checked back with a poor, unhappy looking produce worker regarding the origin of the UFO, who will remain anonymous for obvious reasons, i.e., prolly would be out of a job if identified. Apparently IT took off from somewhere in Maryland or North Carolina. Giant Foods considers IT "local," he said, because IT was made close to their distribution center. Distribution Center...a-g-g-g-h, deja vu Soylent Green.
