WHATEVER (you say), Mr. Bowie. EARTHLING!!! Big Val and Big Al don't buy it.... Whatever happened to [ Ziggy Stardust] and the Spiders From Mars? Bottom line is [ WE'RE HERE...], ya'll, [ WE'RE HERE TO STAY]. [ Amadeus,] [ André], [ Andy], [ Arthur], [ Bob], [ Brian], [ Carl], [ Debbie], [ Dorothea], [ Gwen], [ Hank], [ Jimi], [ Johnny], [ Keith], [ Mahatma], [ Salvador], [ Tina], to name a few [ and all the rest], past and present.
The Declaration of Principles Concerning Activities Following the Detection of Extraterrestrial Life sets out principles for disseminating information about the detection of extraterrestrial intelligence. HA! Extraterrestrial intelligence will never be detected. WHY? Because it IS intelligent. SHIT MAN you guys must think we're idiots! Read Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, Including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies. WHAT A JOKE! They can't even treat-y Big Mama Earth and her earthlings properly.
Ya'll just keep on lookin' for UFO Evidence, and Extraterrestrial Life. Go on and keep on believin' you've been Kidnapped by UFOs and spendin' vacations at International UFO Museum and Research Center, Roswell, New Mexico. Ya'll really want to get freaked take a look at the UFO Case Index. Yep, WE'RE HERE!
