MUTANT CORN
Heads up, geeks. The attack of the Mutant Corn has begun. A Mutant Corn UFO crash landed recently in Giant Food, Roadside Market advertising "fresh local produce" in Charlottesville, Virginia. [Transgenic contamination of maize]. Let's give it up for bio-engineering. Yeah! Hey you bio-engineers [EAT THIS!] U-M-M-M, a rat's ass spliced with corn. Or dry and [HANG IT] on your cocker knocker for Indian Summer...it's some bad-ass JUJU kids. Here you see a weapon of mass destruction. Agriculture. Sure. The culture has been destroyed. Agribusiness. Now we are talking shit. Grow it faster, bigger, fatter, whiter. Sure.
