LUNA
"There is no dark side of the moon really...matter of fact it's all dark."
Lyrics from Eclipse © 2003 [ DUB SIDE OF THE MOON] Easystar Records.
In case you haven't noticed, [ Big Val] has pretty much taken over recently. She's in her "whimsical" space, ergo, the [ mermaids], [ green faeries] and who knows what else. Big Al ain't "whimsical" at all but he has some important stuff to take care of so, Big Val is taking advantage of the situation (she's good at that). Don't get Big Al wrong, he has been suffering [ the persistence of lunacy] for quite a long time. [ THE MOON] is a powerful force. Her [ phases] influence the [ tides] and [ menstruation], assists [ gardeners], and she gives most of us [ full moon fever] every month. Big Al never tires of walking in her light, gazing at her especially during an [ eclipse], making love under her and 'course moon bathing. Ancient civilizations built monolithic structures to the moon. The position of [ Stonehenge] coincides with solstices and cycles of the moon as does the great [ Pyramid of the Moon] in Mexico. [ Earthworks] in the Ohio River Valley, circa 100 B.C. - 400 A.D. include an octagon that accurately marks the moon's rising. Big Al thinks Big Val goes too far but he cannot control her (nobody can). She's a lunatic too, so everybody just humor her and I'll be back kickin' mass soon!
Oh that Big Al needs to read a coupla [ faerie tales] and have a sip of [ absinthe] (la Fée Verte). That oughta set him straight (he's pretty straight already). Yeah, ya'll, Big Val is goin' thru a transformation, just like the [ Luna Moth], and it's ALL GOOD! As far as Big Val is concerned, [ THE MOON IS MADE OF GREEN CHEESE]. Can'tcha see? Look, all ya'll have to do is put on your [ faerie wings] and hitch a ride on a back of a [ Saturniidae] (L. daughter of [ Saturn]), swing by the [ Dark Side of the Moon] and drop some [ faerie dust] so those poor suckers down there can see. She's a sight for sore eyes, ain't she?
