Big Al is getting fed up with the earthlings sittin' in the Misery Window at Starfucks, I mean Starbucks, debating H2O on Mars. Now don't get Big Al wrong...ya'll know his favorite babes are [ BIG MAMA EARTH] and [ Miss Marilyn Monroe]. He has a special place in his heart for BIG MAMA EARTH's liquid H2O; rain, oceans, and yes, tears.

What the earthlings are really talking about is the possibility of 'LIFE' on Mars. BOGUS! See the floating lobster (Big Al ate him for lunch the other day)? THAT'S LIFE, life on BIG MAMA EARTH, ya'll. Trust Big Al, you won't be having any lobster lunches on Mars. Runaway Greenhouse Effect: more greenhouse heating means more H2O evaporation; more H20 evaporation releases more CO2 absorbed by oceans; more CO2 in atmosphere increases greenhouse heating; soon oceans EVAPORATE completely. SOUND FAMILIAR? Mars will eat your sorry asses alive. Thin CO2 atmosphere, no ozone layer, way too much UV, and to cap it, CO2 and H2O polar ice (i.e., it's colder than a witch's tit). So instead of sitting around talkin' shit about what you don't know, why don't you get off your fat butts and do something about the condition of BIG MAMA EARTH's liquid H2O. PATIENCE, those of you who are shedding tears, PATIENCE, you're still alright to smile.

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