YO, FAT ASSES, this is how you are supposed to look (HE'S HUNG, ain't he?). FO' REAL. Leo DV is rolling over in his grave. [LARD-BUTT AMERICA], you are what you eat. You're educated, you're rich, you're mobile, but you keep stuffing those faces with low-density lipoprotein "LDL" cholesterol, FAT (as in FATASSES). Big Al is calling for an INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SHUT UP; nothin' goes in, nothin' comes out. THINK ABOUT IT. No shit, no talkin' shit for an entire day. What a wonderful world it would be.

As you prolly know, the ancients patterned their temples after Vitruvius' De Architectura, geometry of which is the Key to the ancients' architecture, inspiring Leo to create [ Vitruvian Man]. Beautiful, huh? Can you imagine what a house would look like patterned after your SORRY DERRIERES? As Leo DV said, "Nature never breaks its own rules." So, SHUT UP and web quest [ The Da Vinci Code], check [ Your Weight On Other Worlds] or Big Al's gonna kick your mass.

UPDATE: September, 4, 2003: Good news! Yet another hormone, [ Peptide YY 3-36] "PPY" ya'll can add to your drug cocktails. According to today's [ The New England Journal of Medicine] PPY inhibits food intake in obese subjects. Course, you could just SHUT UP (fast) like Big Al's been saying. ([ Meal skipping helps rodents resist Diabetes, brain damage and inhibits appetite]), or you could try stimulating your hypothalamic/pituitary axis to "fool" your system into producing the gut hormone PPY, which shouldn't be too difficult. YO, LARD BUTTS try eating common carrot daucus carota leaves, cultivated or wild. By the way, for ya'll old hippies, Queen Anne's Lace is a wild carrot. Carrot leaves contain significant amounts of porphyrins that naturally stimulate the pituitary gland. Said stimulation leads to the release of increased levels of gut hormones and BONUS sex hormones! Also, little bit of [ deep (ear) acupuncture] and lotsa SHUT UP would help.

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