Ya'll, Big Al doesn't have much to say (believe it!) about the [Chandra X-Ray Observatory] except one day it is going to transmit what Big Al saw back in 1905...the eyes of a fantastic astral amazon looking down upon him from the heavens, all knowing, all seeing, all in the mind's eye. Those crackers at NASA's [CXO Project] are goin' to lose their stuff 'cause first they're scared poopless of beautiful women and second they've put all their balls into an optical observatory that can't see what Big Al saw long ago...relativity, the most exquisite corpse of all time.

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